gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals, via wingardiumleviosah)

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

(Source: proctalgia, via hotboyproblems)

drunknight:

INSTAGRAM

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

(via vampire-campfire)

the-songbird-of-nightbird:

It hurt so much when they showed Matt talking about being the Doctor and Matt couldn’t even look into the camera…

(Source: thelustlessromantic, via hotboyproblems)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via possiblywitty)


Dark

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kittenpavv:

k-alifornia:

catsfolyfe:


kimmismiles:

The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat.


i am 40999% sure this is the cutest thing on the internet. 

this is beautiful 

IM GONNA CRY WTH
these-times-shall-pass:

relatable posts on your dash!